True friends, right there.
The truest.
But you do it like you’re actually sad! It’s believable.
What can I say? [shrugs] Dodger’s been training me to become more believable. He’s a professional at this stuff.
And because you need to teach me how to do that whole pouty lip thing as good as you just did.
[laughs] Well, it’s actually pretty easy. You pretty much just curl your bottom lip up.
No!
I can’t believe this. You’re only friends with me for my hair.
I like the smell of watermelon- but I don’t actually like watermelon. Peaches- now i like peaches.
I have a peach scented candle in my dorm. It smells pretty awesome.
I won’t be friends with you if you cut it.
But that’s a little extreme, don’t you think?
If you cut it short I’m going to be very angry with you.
But… it’s just hair. I mean, it grows back.
[rolls his eyes as she ruffles his hair] C’mon, Ella. Naomi loves my hair. [runs hand through his antigravity hair] And imagine how I’d look in a buzz cut? I mean still attractive, but not as attractive.
[laughs and roll her eyes] I actually think you’d look great with a buzz cut. It would make you look like a marine, which is suiting for you since everyone knows that marines are jerks.
But you have pretty hair, it’s long and soft and it looks like Willy Wonka’s chocolate river.
Oh, well, thank you. [laughs] I just really feel like I need a trim. The last time I went to the salon was, like, seven months ago. I’m way overdue.
